Hello Sisters,

And all you other folks too bored to find something better to do than read old Miss Misery! We have a couple of real brain teasers this month. I hope I don’t blow a gasket trying to find answers to these mind bending questions.

What qualifies me to give advice and answer these questions? Well, I have over half a century of life here on Earth. I’ve seen the highs, I’ve seen the lows and I saw it all through the wrong prescription eyeglasses.  It made for an interesting, if not warped view of life. So with those qualifications, I’ll depart to you my never ending wit and wisdom. If you need some advice or a puzzling question answered, just send me an email at missmisery@wosib.org.  You’ll then find your answer in the forthcoming edition of the Women of Strength and Inner Beauty Newsletter.

Miss Misery

Q: Hi Miss Misery!

I was just wondering if you could answer a couple of questions for me, please. The first is why do some cars have 3 wheels and some lorries have lots? The second is who came up with the name WOSIB? Did Stargaze come up with the name or did someone suggest it?

From Just Full of Questions

A: Dear Just Full of Questions,

Have you ever noticed that small autos have fewer wheels than big autos? There’s your answer. As to your 2^nd question, Star Gaze did of course. How long have you been a member here, dear?

 

Q: Dear Miss Misery:

I have a very important question...

why did the chicken cross the road?

Sincerely,

Puzzled in Illinois

A: She heard there was a gorgeous hunk of a rooster in Illinois and to get from Texas to Illinois, you have to cross a road or two.