Miss Misery



Hello Sisters:
First of all, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, WOSIB!!! Where else in the entire world can you find 1300+ women who can actually get along? Mind-boggling isn’t it?



Also, I would like to wish all our moms and grandmothers a Happy Mother’s Day. I’m so glad my kids are grown. ***smiles***

What qualifies Miss Misery to give advice and answer your questions? Well, I have over half a century of life here on Earth. I’ve seen the highs, I’ve seen the lows and I saw it all through the wrong prescription eyeglasses. It made for an interesting, if not warped view of life. So with those qualifications, I’ll depart to you my never ending wit and wisdom. If you need some advice or a puzzling question answered, just send me an email at missmisery@wosib.org. You’ll then find your answer in the forthcoming edition of the Women of Strength and Inner Beauty Newsletter. Sock it to me girls, I got the answers to it all.

Miss Misery

Q: Hi Miss Misery
I've got another question for you :o)

Why aren't there more vegetarians in the world? There are lots of people who claim to like animals but they don't seem to care that an animal has to die to feed them! I've been vegetarian since I was 11 'cos there was a farm at my school and the school meals catered for vegetarians so I stopped eating meat then and I haven't had meat since!
More From Just Full of Questions

A: Dear More Just Full of Questions,
Isn’t Michael Jackson a vegetarian? And anyways, how about all those innocent broccolis you’re killing for YOUR diet?
Miss Misery

Q: Dear Miss Misery
I think my dearest Tommy is being unfaithful to me and I don’t know what to do. We have been together for seven years and until now he has never strayed, but now I am beginning to think he has found another Woman. He has started going out without telling me where he’s going and comes back very late, and last night he stayed out all night. He came back this morning without a word of apology or explanation and a very smug look on his face. I have tried everything to keep myself attractive for him – he has always enjoyed his food so I have always made sure he is well fed and never has to wait for a meal when he gets home – and we’ve had no troubles in bed, I’ve always pandered to his every whim.
What am I to do? Should I block up the cat flap or take him to get fixed?
Yours truly,
A desperate cat owner

A: Get him neutered. Oh, and be sure there’s no anesthesia.